It’s the night before sorority recruitment and I’m genuinely wondering if these girls are actually as excited as they announce themselves to be about girl-flirting for four days straight with no sleep in between. Because if I remember correctly, I hated every second of it and I vowed to never recruit again. Hmmm.
Wow, I’m so fat. I’m never not going to the gym for two months again.
— Unknown (via barefootyogigoddess)
— Steve Maraboli (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job